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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


Jun 02 2006 08:36pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Scary ava O.O

Jun 01 2006 10:49pm

Cossyc
 - Student
 Cossyc

Well, if you tell me who you are, I would be wiser.:) But yes, I'm alive.:)
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When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down.

If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans.


May 31 2006 11:57pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

hey i am too! what a coincidence! lol
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

May 31 2006 06:01pm

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno

oooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuumnnnnnnn!
:P

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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

May 31 2006 10:15am

#Elmo
 - Student
 #Elmo

I'm fine atm i have a lot of free time so im trying to find some job soon, for now im just doing everything what i havent had time for when i had school :)
hf on the party
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0u+ 0f 5!6n4+ur35 =)

May 30 2006 09:10pm

Everon
 - Student
 - The winner!!!
 Everon

Quote:
*Hides*
*stretchs head over edge*
Seph, don't beat me up...I haven't HL2, but I can help you with story.
*Hides again*


Guess we could do, grab me on msn some time.

May 30 2006 09:05pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

lol @ ur avy :p

movie battles is nubish game btw ;P
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

May 29 2006 04:46am

Defender
 - Student
 Defender

Hello.. see u more and lets have fun n stuff :D

I started to play jk2 also :P that rox too ^^




May 27 2006 09:11pm

not.playing.anymore
 - Student
 not.playing.anymore

Hi Maher! :)
Just wanted to say that I had fun to play with you today. Let's have again someday! ;)

See you in game someday!

May 27 2006 12:25am

Pedewen
 - Student
 Pedewen

Hey Miska :]
Well you want see me on JA servers form some time couse the turned off my intrenet. It's a too long story to explain but anyways hope we will meet soon.. And where r the new mp3's for me?! Hm? dont make me saber u :D
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"Join the Academy, meet interesting people, kill them"
+unofficial Limana's Pedewen


This comment was edited by Pedewen on May 27 2006 12:25am.

May 25 2006 07:27pm

Vision
 - Jedi Knight
 Vision

Thanks. :)

I'm quite good. Yourself?

May 23 2006 12:32am

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Actually man, I already finished them. :D

I really appreciate the help though! ;)

May 22 2006 11:26pm

Everon
 - Student
 - The winner!!!
 Everon

Processor speed
Graphics card
RAM
Etc.

So I know how fast your pc is.

May 22 2006 07:06pm

Everon
 - Student
 - The winner!!!
 Everon

Can you pass me your computer specs.

May 22 2006 05:38pm

Nightfire
 - Student
 Nightfire

Good Good :D
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-Need a light?
My 362:nd post was a joke :D
LAIHELA


May 22 2006 01:45pm

Everon
 - Student
 - The winner!!!
 Everon

I didn't know the comic series was so popular.

The next one may be a bit short but good imo.
If you have HL2 you can come and help me make it if you want.

-Zeke

May 22 2006 12:50am

Everon
 - Student
 - The winner!!!
 Everon

Hey mate,

I'm surviving ok thanks for asking :).

And your self?

-Zeke

May 21 2006 10:24pm

Tigerclaw
 - Student
 Tigerclaw

Not much of a party goer me lol, bit old for that stuff now lol. Did all that when I was younger.

Now I just enjoy my free time with a nice gentle ride (ahem cough) on my bike, and playing JA on the PC :)

I tend to relax on the PC, until my eyes get tired, then I go to bed. Which is where I'm off to now :P
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Geriatric single User, with a touch of Staff now and again. Influenced by Dash Starlight, Jaina. Janus, and Gradius in staff. And in yellow stance. Jaina D'Kana, who really helped me when I first joined the Academy and Jaiko D'Kana, who's classes I took in the begining. Proud owner of _Muro_'s 400th ACK! comment. Avatar by the one and only Majno . Padawan to Dash Starlight

May 21 2006 10:13pm

Tigerclaw
 - Student
 Tigerclaw

Had a fine weekend :) Got my bike back Friday, and went for a ride Sunday (today). It felt great to get back on it, even if the weather was a bit wet lol.

Nicely relaxed, and ready to go back to work tomorrow lol

See you soon matey :)

*edit* Congratulations on winning the Eurovision song contest by the way, wicked song :) *end edit*
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Geriatric single User, with a touch of Staff now and again. Influenced by Dash Starlight, Jaina. Janus, and Gradius in staff. And in yellow stance. Jaina D'Kana, who really helped me when I first joined the Academy and Jaiko D'Kana, who's classes I took in the begining. Proud owner of _Muro_'s 400th ACK! comment. Avatar by the one and only Majno . Padawan to Dash Starlight

This comment was edited by Tigerclaw on May 21 2006 10:15pm.

May 21 2006 11:44am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

yay for lordi :p
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

May 21 2006 12:51am

Starnos
 - Student
 Starnos

Drops it like it's hot (Line that is) :cool: . Hope your doing fine and dandy, and thanks for the post bro. I look forward to seeing you in one of my classes and getting to know you weller... Or erm.... Better :P
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Got r00t?

May 19 2006 09:15pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Whoa! Your too kind Maher, really truely too kind. If anyone deserves praise it is you my friend! Your the one who beat me at chess, and your the one who beat me at most of those duels, and you ofcourse are the one who was helping me with bass. YOU my friend are truely awesome and YOU deserve some praise.

Praise Maher WOoooooooHooooooo!!

/dances

EDIT: As for your very kind comment, to the sig it goes! (all of my quotes have something in common
<_<
>_>
:D

This comment was edited by Pink_Mintaka on May 19 2006 09:19pm.

May 19 2006 12:58pm

Tigerclaw
 - Student
 Tigerclaw

Hi Maher, I'm tired lol. Been away most of the week with early starts and late finishes ;) Was thinking of getting a couple hours sleep before tonight.

Take care bud, and see you over the weekend yeah :)
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Geriatric single User, with a touch of Staff now and again. Influenced by Dash Starlight, Jaina. Janus, and Gradius in staff. And in yellow stance. Jaina D'Kana, who really helped me when I first joined the Academy and Jaiko D'Kana, who's classes I took in the begining. Proud owner of _Muro_'s 400th ACK! comment. Avatar by the one and only Majno . Padawan to Dash Starlight

May 19 2006 07:39am

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

I never mind :) I should be around during the weekend, although I'll be quite busy with school myself. Ill hop online the minute I find time though, so feel free to ask me when you see me :)
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The name is Bond. James Bond.

May 18 2006 06:30am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

*bitchslaps*

now thats owned!

heheh :P
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

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