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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


May 17 2006 09:15pm

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Sounds good man :)

May 17 2006 07:38pm

#Elmo
 - Student
 #Elmo

I'm bad, problems with the police
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0u+ 0f 5!6n4+ur35 =)

May 17 2006 04:00pm

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

I'm good, thanks :) I'm being fairly busy with school lately, as I have 2-4 weeks to wrap this year up. It's worth it though; I'll have an entire summer vacation right after :)

So how are you doing yourself, Maher?
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The name is Bond. James Bond.

May 17 2006 03:16pm

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno

:confused:
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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

May 17 2006 02:20pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Hello Maher. I'm on servers as much as possible, so we should meet soon. Prepare for next duels ;)

May 17 2006 01:43pm

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno

Trying to get by..:P
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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

May 17 2006 07:48am

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno


Hey there.

I'm allright thnxs, you?

M...
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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

May 16 2006 09:23pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

tbh i dont wannat twist my nipples around urs

:S

lol!
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

May 16 2006 06:18am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

evil ugly rodian w0000shing ur arse!
thats it :D
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

May 15 2006 10:53pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

w00t.
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

May 15 2006 04:34pm

[Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]
 - Student
 [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]

Thanks for welcoming me into the jedi academy!:)
Maybe i will see you in your situations of combat class because i am in it also
Cya later and thanks again
:cool:
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Monday September 4th, 2006 R.I.P. Steve Irwin"The Crocodile Hunter" "Rejoice for those around you that transform into the force, morn them do not, miss them do not, death is a natural part of life"-Yoda "Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"-Ben Kenobi "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"-Ben Kenobi
Guided Specially, by Maher Dakari Sparring partner to Sho Koon, "Spared no expense"-John Hamond Jurasic Park, Padawan of RoseRed, "The oppression of the Sith shall never return, u have lost my lord"-Mace Windu, Owner of Pink Floyd Mintaka's 3700th comment! "Only Two there should be, One To Crave the Power and one to Embrace it" - Darth Bane: Path of Destruction


May 15 2006 01:26am

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Hehe, thanks Maher:D

May 14 2006 05:47pm

Yuken Zalak
 - Student
 Yuken Zalak

Hahaa... Yes, I am crazy...I´m always crazy.
And I always say Majniiiiii and such. ^^
Well not always. Sometimes I say something else like Dammeeeeeeeh!:P
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=Y-Z=

Yay Piccolo´s 777th post, [Yay Damien´s 250th post, [OMG LADY´s 800 POSTAH!!![Lady´s 888 post... YAY!!!


May 09 2006 05:38pm

Yuken Zalak
 - Student
 Yuken Zalak

Hey Maher!
I´ve been hiding. It´s summer and all. I gotta train. I need to be in a good shape before I hit the beaches and fests. ;)
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=Y-Z=

Yay Piccolo´s 777th post, [Yay Damien´s 250th post, [OMG LADY´s 800 POSTAH!!![Lady´s 888 post... YAY!!!


This comment was edited by Yuken Zalak on May 09 2006 05:38pm.

May 09 2006 03:16pm

Tido
 - Student
 Tido

hey Maher! Yes I do remember you! :D

Glad to see ya taking such an active interest in all the facets of the JA. Part of finding the things to do around here is being in contact with folks. For the Aurochs, you'll want to check out #ja-aurochs on IRC. Then you'll know whenever we're up to stuff! :P

May 08 2006 10:30pm

Sho Koon
 - Student
 Sho Koon

Thank you for the training and all the duels and stuff. I had fun during Sete's class and also before the class on WP.
I think I will take your offer. ;)
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Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment.

May 08 2006 09:48am

Pedewen
 - Student
 Pedewen

damn cant open that zip file :/ Can u just send it on my email without any passwords and stuff?
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"Join the Academy, meet interesting people, kill them"
+unofficial Limana's Pedewen


May 07 2006 08:02pm

#Elmo
 - Student
 #Elmo

Yup that is very funny indeed, wit i have to fix my stomach because it exploded with laugh :D
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0u+ 0f 5!6n4+ur35 =)

May 07 2006 07:36pm

Dan
 - Student

lol yeah
can't remember the latest names though :P

May 07 2006 04:30pm

Mario
 - Student

ty m8 :)
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w00t

May 07 2006 02:09pm

Tigerclaw
 - Student
 Tigerclaw

Hah <<<<<<<<< Nipple twister! >>>>>>>>

Different move so I own YOU now yeah :D:D
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Geriatric single User, with a touch of Staff now and again. Influenced by Dash Starlight, Jaina. Janus, and Gradius in staff. And in yellow stance. Jaina D'Kana, who really helped me when I first joined the Academy and Jaiko D'Kana, who's classes I took in the begining. Proud owner of _Muro_'s 400th ACK! comment. Avatar by the one and only Majno . Padawan to Dash Starlight

This comment was edited by Tigerclaw on May 07 2006 02:10pm.

May 07 2006 01:53pm

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno

Errr......
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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

May 06 2006 08:51am

Pedewen
 - Student
 Pedewen

i want be on the servers for i while so try to catch me on ICQ or send me an email :)
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"Join the Academy, meet interesting people, kill them"
+unofficial Limana's Pedewen


May 05 2006 12:47pm

Jade Jedi
 - Retired
 Jade Jedi

Nice to meeting you tonight mate, good duels, hope to see you next time.:D
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*CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1.

May 04 2006 03:00am

Siren_Mintaka
 - Student
 Siren_Mintaka

Sure man, let's go for it!
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Former padawan of RoseRed, and cofounder of the Wii! Triumvirate! Quote:
In the words of Old Ben, "Not as retarded or as stupid as a public, but an elegant community for a more civilized age." - Jedi_Pimp


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