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underhill - Student  |
This is a thread where you can unburden yourself with your tales of woe regarding the opposite sex.
To start the ball rolling: it was the first day in writing class and I was sitting next to a pretty fine woman. We were going around the room telling the group what our favourite book was. I said mine and the fox sitting next to me turned around placed her hand on my arm and said, "that's my favourite book too." I looked in her eyes, raised my left hand in a Black Panther type fist and said, "Rock on!" Sigh ...  _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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fiZZ - thRee
At a very cool party in a cabin in the mountains there was this cute girl. Needless to say we all got drunk as possible (face it, we're austrian  and then suddenly this girl says: "hey, (you there,) why dont we both dissapear ?"
I was again so amazed that I couldn't get a word out. or maybe it was the 243 beers  _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Hybrid-Halo - Ex-Student 
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I'm normally pretty smooth with women. (yes, honestly)....wait...I was just talking with J*** about mastuerbation infront of Rachel. Damn.
The other weekend I was in the shower at a girls house I fancied, she's a lesbian and she poked her head round the door while I was drying myself. Smelling the deoderant I had sprayed she said "That reminds me of when I kiss guys". And I didnt cease the opportunity. Damn me. Damn me. _______________ Sith Sith Sith Sith Sith... |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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My brother was dating this girl Mary from here while he was up at college. Up there he was seeing a girl named Donna(behind Mary's back). On Spring Break, he'd gone to a wedding with Mary and got so stupid drunk, he said, "C'mon Donna, lets split."
Needless to say, the next day he wasn't dating Mary anymore. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Kueller - Student 
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When I talk to more girls on the same time I always get it so screwed up that I say really stupid things to 1 of them. And then when I'm trying to make it up I offend the other. Still manage to keep my girlfriend for 1,5 years, pretty good I think with my behaviour. Or maybe it's a sign of here dedication :s _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills 
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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They have a lot of questions like that.
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Really, if a girl says:
"So.... Notice anything different?" You're screwed no matter what you say. Guys don't pull stunts like that, and they don't need to go to the bathroom in support groups. This actually leads me to an idea for another post...hmmm... _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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fiZZ - two
i was talking with a girl-friend in a pub about who looks good and who doesn't. at some point we started about our reactions when the person we were talking about would lie nude in my/her bed. she said "and what would _you_ do when u came home and I lie naked in your bed ?" I didn't know wheter she was serious, but that thinking process took too long and her fued face told me that she _was_ serious... *sigh* _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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whoa...don't be cruel Whisper...comon fess up..espeically after that ha ha ha.. post that wrecked the side scrolling of the forum.. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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::is still rolling around laughing:: _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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Buzz - Student 
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She does  _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Insaniac[JAP] - Ex-Student ![Insaniac[JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=52&f_image=insaniac.jpg)
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why you being so mean whispy? come on you HAD to say SOMEHTING stupid SOME time, go on, tell us... you can do it, we won't laugh at you _______________ Midbie Council Member #13 Padawan of SilkMonkey Stuntman extraordinaire |
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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Narsil - Student 
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"You have a nice ass.. but I've seen better"
Big no-no. My girl didn't have the guts to tell me she didnt like it, but i did hear it from every single one of her friends, and then consequently everyone at school. No fun _______________ "...and the sword of Elendil filled Orcs and Men with fear, for it shone with the light of the sun and of the moon, and it was named Narsil." Former Padawan of NoFrikinFun and Lightning Rod |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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My girl wanted to visit me, and I said:
"Bring condoms" Keep in mind that I'm 13, and was joking It was also the smartest thing i ever said, cuz she said yes... Just waiting for the 16th, now.  _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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Does this make me look fat?
-No, you look great. You're lying! 
Mine: Does this look like a rash to you? _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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Ruuk Haviser - Retired 
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arcuss - ouch! (I guess that's why i'm divorced)
Stupidest thing...hmmm.... "Does this dress make me look fat?" <hesitates> "Well..." NOW DID I SAY *YES*?!?!?!? 
-rh p.s. - Now, don't even *think* about saying *anything* but NO. Sheesh. Trust me on this one. (This should be put under a new thread, "WHAT IS THE WORST QUESTION A WOMAN HAS EVER ASKED YOU?" _______________ Back from the dead... |
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Arcuss - Student 
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I DO. This comment was edited by Arcuss on Feb 28 2003 11:00pm. |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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my god billy, im on the floor dying! im goin ta find somewhere quiet, lay down, and hav a heart attack! _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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I was argueing with one of my X-es, and she was just b!tching about everything. It also was the week b4 her "friend" was showing up, PMSing BIG TIME! I just got fed up and screamed, "Bleed already, would ya?"
Luckily, a dozen roses and a couple days of butt kissing l8r, she finally forgave me! The make-up sex was awesome!
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Buzz - Student
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*mumbles* stupid people and trying to be specific*
Well since there are only 2 sexes, all means those 2. All means everything and both means the 2. Since there are only BOTH sexes, they ALL fit in _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Lord Jaws - Student 
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This is not what I said, but a guy from school. thei were arguing about somthing, I didn't catch that part, but then he said :"shut up, u r good for nothing!"(this in Dutch)
Then he had a red spot like in a shape of a hand for the rest of the week!. So never say stuff like that. ____________________ Honor, Truth, Trust and Nobalty. Those are the way of a Jedi _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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fiZZ - oNe
hehe I like the idea of that thread
I still have to think of _one_ sentence to quote here.... *thinks* while going out with a really girl that I liked a lot, at 1am she yawned and said: "I'm tired.." I replied: "face it, you're gettin' old." as serious as I could. Well, she was 17, then. She was so mad at me didn't talk to me like 3 weeks.... although we had to take care of some things.... advise: never say that to a girl. never. N E V E R. thank you
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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well in today's society..who can tell...and with all these aliens walking about..like greedo and Jabba and Yoda...what do you expect.. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Buzz, don't you mean "both" sexes, and not "all" sexes? How many are there? 3-4-5? |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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When I was in college, I was seeing this girl Ingrid. We never really got "down and dirty". She had this attitude that just got under my skin. She asked me one night if I wanted a ummm...can I say hummer? and I said, "Well, I'm not gonna beg." And that was the end of that. I still hit my head against the wall over that one.
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