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underhill - Student  |
This is a thread where you can unburden yourself with your tales of woe regarding the opposite sex.
To start the ball rolling: it was the first day in writing class and I was sitting next to a pretty fine woman. We were going around the room telling the group what our favourite book was. I said mine and the fox sitting next to me turned around placed her hand on my arm and said, "that's my favourite book too." I looked in her eyes, raised my left hand in a Black Panther type fist and said, "Rock on!" Sigh ...  _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." |
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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::is still rolling around laughing:: _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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Buzz - Student 
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She does  _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Insaniac[JAP] - Ex-Student ![Insaniac[JAP]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=52&f_image=insaniac.jpg)
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why you being so mean whispy? come on you HAD to say SOMEHTING stupid SOME time, go on, tell us... you can do it, we won't laugh at you _______________ Midbie Council Member #13 Padawan of SilkMonkey Stuntman extraordinaire |
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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Narsil - Student 
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"You have a nice ass.. but I've seen better"
Big no-no. My girl didn't have the guts to tell me she didnt like it, but i did hear it from every single one of her friends, and then consequently everyone at school. No fun _______________ "...and the sword of Elendil filled Orcs and Men with fear, for it shone with the light of the sun and of the moon, and it was named Narsil." Former Padawan of NoFrikinFun and Lightning Rod |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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My girl wanted to visit me, and I said:
"Bring condoms" Keep in mind that I'm 13, and was joking It was also the smartest thing i ever said, cuz she said yes... Just waiting for the 16th, now.  _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!  - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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Does this make me look fat?
-No, you look great. You're lying! 
Mine: Does this look like a rash to you? _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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Ruuk Haviser - Retired 
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arcuss - ouch! (I guess that's why i'm divorced)
Stupidest thing...hmmm.... "Does this dress make me look fat?" <hesitates> "Well..." NOW DID I SAY *YES*?!?!?!? 
-rh p.s. - Now, don't even *think* about saying *anything* but NO. Sheesh. Trust me on this one. (This should be put under a new thread, "WHAT IS THE WORST QUESTION A WOMAN HAS EVER ASKED YOU?"  _______________ Back from the dead... |
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Arcuss - Student 
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I DO. This comment was edited by Arcuss on Feb 28 2003 11:00pm. |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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my god billy, im on the floor dying! im goin ta find somewhere quiet, lay down, and hav a heart attack! _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I was argueing with one of my X-es, and she was just b!tching about everything. It also was the week b4 her "friend" was showing up, PMSing BIG TIME! I just got fed up and screamed, "Bleed already, would ya?"
Luckily, a dozen roses and a couple days of butt kissing l8r, she finally forgave me! The make-up sex was awesome!
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Buzz - Student
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*mumbles* stupid people and trying to be specific*
Well since there are only 2 sexes, all means those 2. All means everything and both means the 2. Since there are only BOTH sexes, they ALL fit in  _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Lord Jaws - Student 
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This is not what I said, but a guy from school. thei were arguing about somthing, I didn't catch that part, but then he said :"shut up, u r good for nothing!"(this in Dutch)
Then he had a red spot like in a shape of a hand for the rest of the week!. So never say stuff like that. ____________________ Honor, Truth, Trust and Nobalty. Those are the way of a Jedi _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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fiZZ - oNe
hehe I like the idea of that thread
I still have to think of _one_ sentence to quote here.... *thinks* while going out with a really girl that I liked a lot, at 1am she yawned and said: "I'm tired.." I replied: "face it, you're gettin' old." as serious as I could. Well, she was 17, then. She was so mad at me didn't talk to me like 3 weeks.... although we had to take care of some things.... advise: never say that to a girl. never. N E V E R. thank you
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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well in today's society..who can tell...and with all these aliens walking about..like greedo and Jabba and Yoda...what do you expect.. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Buzz, don't you mean "both" sexes, and not "all" sexes? How many are there? 3-4-5? |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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When I was in college, I was seeing this girl Ingrid. We never really got "down and dirty". She had this attitude that just got under my skin. She asked me one night if I wanted a ummm...can I say hummer? and I said, "Well, I'm not gonna beg." And that was the end of that. I still hit my head against the wall over that one.
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Hector Thrawn - Ex-Student 
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ok, i learned not to try to impress women with your knowledge of musicals. for example, in high school i tried to impress one of my female classmates (who was considered pretty smart) with one of the songs form my favorite musical: My Fair Lady. to those of you who dont know one of the first lines in a Hymn to Him, it goes like this:
"women are irrational, thats all there is to that, there heads are full of cotten, hay, and rags they're nothing but exasperating, irritating vasilating, calculating, agitating, maddening, and enfuriating hags" (all sung at top speed) needless to say i dont think i have seen her since, much less talked to her.... |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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I found it's also a bad idea to mention how skilled I am with swords. For some odd reason this freaks a girl out. Guys, however, think you're the coolest thing ever. But I'm after GIRLS, not GUYS...sheesh.
And another thing I said in my swim team days: "He-Man wears a speedo, and look how big his sword is." _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. This comment was edited by Ulic Belouve on Feb 27 2003 05:06pm. |
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Buzz - Student
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I wonder if we can get one of the female players to admit to saying something stupid to a guy. Participation of all sexes is a good thing, and we can't have all the ladies just sitting back laughing at the dumb things we say. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. This comment was edited by Buzz on Feb 27 2003 05:03pm. |
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Ulic Belouve - Student
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Stupid thing one can ever say to a girl:
"I completely understand you" NO WE DON'T!!! Don't say this, it gets you in a heap of trouble!!! _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Buzz - Student
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Well I'm kinda quiet so probably the stupidest thing I've ever said to a girl is not saying anything at all _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired 
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heh, wanna know what? i was 13 and in fact i worked (well, as good as it can work with 13)... but it's amazing how people change.
i'm truly scared when i see her. she has grey skin... with dark blotches. like mortal death. and she was such a lovely optimistic girl
geez, back to topic. buzz, you dont want to escape now, do you? _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Buzz - Student
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I think someone is still bitter about missing a chance with a good looking girl when she was good looking _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired
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lol
well, i think my stupiest thing ever was telling a good looking girl "why not" after she asked me to be with her 
oh well, i was very young theese days... beside that girl now smoked that much thats she's slowly turning grey in the face. i give her about 5 years to life.... guess she will die with 21 of cancer. DIE SMOKERS, DIE! oops, did i really say that? _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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