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"Masta"
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aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!! - Bollocks! |
YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW |
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planK - Jedi Council 
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Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.
One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed. Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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You need to join us in DotA! _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.
Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against. And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you. #1000 _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am. |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student 
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Hold your tongue, citizen! You are speaking to the mother of the Roman Empire! It is ironic you speak in such fashion while disrespecting the Empress of your nation. I will play your game, though. *signals guards to not slice off your head*
I view mankind as its own masters and not subjects of any sort of deity. The gods may be able to influence our lives and perhaps end our lives, but they do so with caution. They realize that we are their purpose as much as our purpose was bestowed upon us by them. You see, my dear citizen, the gods require our attention and we require theirs. Are we slaves to the sun because it gives us life or is the sun slaves to us because it has no purpose without us? The citizens of Rome, my children, will realize this spiritual contract even if it costs my own life! We depend on the gods as the gods depend on us. We are masters of our own life as the gods are masters of theirs. If the gods wish to continue their existance, then they will embrace us as kin rather than subjects under their power. If we perish, THEY PERISH. If we live, THEY LIVE. I am sure they realize this contract and every mortal must realize it also. In order for my children to thrive, they must not be bound by chains cast down by a deity. They will work with the gods and thrive for greatness under my vigil eye. This is my ideology and the ideology of all Rome. Let the gods take my life, but I will be seen as a martyr for the idea that we are free beings. More will follow and the gods, in all their wisdom, realize this. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Apr 05 2010 09:06am. |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student 
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I have drastically changed the functions of the gods, citizen. I believe I am well within my right to do so because the gods themselves are product of mankind. Minerva was recently made goddess of blood-lust, petty squabble and tyranny. She is a very busy god at the moment.
Perhaps I shall make sacrifice to Venus, goddess of dignity, chastity and monotheism. Her temple always seems to be empty so I shall not have to deal with the crowd of plebeians. Back to your work, citizen! _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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You dare threaten the empress of Rome? Hold your tongue or the crows will pull it out!
While that is a very counterproductive way in motivating me to write an article, I do realize it has been almost a year since I did so. I'm not as ambitious as others here so the rank does not mean much to me. I would not cry over it and losing the distinction as staff is the last thing on my mind. That is not to say I don't care to write articles, no I enjoyed it. I have told myself many times that I would write a new article, but something always comes up. Whether it be school, my new job, my family or personal matters, I always seem to have something new on my mind. It is not an excuse, but just an explanation. I will make another article, though. I had planned to work on a few during my upcoming break from school next week and there has yet to be a reason for me to change my mind. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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You will address me in the proper manner befitting of Rome's mother & Empress! Fear not, as I will show you mercy. Typically I would send you to fight in the Colosseum, but it has not been built yet. Fortuna smiles upon you, citizen.
Ami is indeed Japanese in my case. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Wicek - Nugget 
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Hello. Are you up for some excellent l4d2? |
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Xanatos - Student 
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Eurohome! lol _______________ |
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Hugo - Student 
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Woooosh *flies by* 
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Xanatos - Student
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Hey man. 
Come back. _______________ |
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Piccolo - Student 
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Nice speech, it really inspired me lol. I played L4D2 but not in co-op mode though. Just gave it a try on Single Player to see what it's like. It seems pretty fun to play with friends and it's not that hard to survive ... one just needs a small amount of tactic inspiration to kill them ugly zombies.
Anyway, I will buy it as soon as my brother gives me his credit card, that should Sunday! Be prepared for my arrival :drums: |
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Darth Melanie - Student 
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Hello Masta,
Yes, I am aware of Joker's past misconduct. I will assure you that the clan as a whole did not condone such actions and neither do I. Joker left the clan shortly after we found out and all associations were severed. Have a good day. -DM  _______________ Feel the power of the dark side. |
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Piccolo - Student
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haha, well how do you know i'm any good at l4d?  |
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Piccolo - Student 
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Hey Masta, I've just remembered something! You didn't send me those demos I asked you to upload a while ago ;D Can you please look for them? I'm talking about those 2 matches of ours in the Red Tournament.
Let me know if you find them. |
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Siren_Mintaka - Student 
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Quote: Dibs on the Roman Empire.
Damnit! But I want the Roman Empire! - Rin _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed, and cofounder of the Wii! Triumvirate! Quote: In the words of Old Ben, "Not as retarded or as stupid as a public, but an elegant community for a more civilized age." - Jedi_Pimp
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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Dibs on the Roman Empire. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Piccolo - Student
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How's it going Masta? It's been a while since we last spoke What's with the avatar?
PS: Don't ask me if I bought L4D yet please  |
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Maher - Jedi Knight 
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http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=17578 _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber |
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Maher - Jedi Knight 
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"Philosophy is just pipe for the misunderstanding language! Why not you realize that!"
"oh dear. He can't bare the disagreement." I laughed so hard...
Yes this is exactly why I'm using the concept of philosophy on people, who are unmitigated with their opinions... And yes long time ago, maybe Lirael or you, somebody suggested me to read wittgenstein... But I came to conlusion after few pages; Rather I read Alice In Wonderland... Wittgenstein greatest mistake was to born in western side... He would have been happy in eastern side, especially in Zen Sanctuary...
Western people biggest problem is that they try to live with reason so they taught their children to live with reason... and Wittgenstein biggest problem is that he's searching a reason and thinking the nature of reason... and this is also why I love communism, Communism doesn't try to find reason, It just suggest how you manage to live your life with other people... Capitalism gives a reason to live and It is money, Because It gives a reason, I hate it allready, amongst other things what I hate in it...
I don't hate wittgenstein, I just pity him, his life has been needlessly hard, such a brilliant man born in wrong place, well he didn't waste it atleast... So yeah I could say that I love philosophy and yes I have read Wittgenstein(still reading it) _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber This comment was edited by Maher on Jan 10 2010 12:23pm. |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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I would completely agree that Maher had interpreted the phrase differently than I had if not for one simple thing: He had used asterisks to cover up the last few letters which implies that he knew it was a curse.
Although I don't look down on people who curse, I do so myself from time to time, but it is totally out of character from the discussion we were having. Although it could be normal for him to curse in discussions and I wouldn't mind that too much, but it was blatantly out of character from all the exchanges we had. Was it an attack? Don't know, but probably not. Was it rude? I thought it was, but maybe it isn't for him. Yet I think he realized what he was saying to a certain extent. Truly I never wanted to make a big deal out of it, but I was just afraid our discussion would escalate to an argument. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight
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Inspiriing quote, I'll need to find a worthy and fitting response to it _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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Merry Christmas and I hope your worker's rebellion doesn't fail too soon! _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Laziana - Jedi Instructor 
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Merry Christmas, dear comrade Masta _______________ Proud owner of Buster Senatu's 200th & 300th, Muro's 370th, Maher's 2100th, Henkes' 1639th, Johauna's 400th, 666th and 900th, Sho Koon's 2000th and Kain Sol's 600th comment Download Laziana's lightsaber here! Glory to Arstozka! |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Please tell me that all of that communism nonsense is just a joke, and that you're not actually a supporter of systematic contempt for humans. |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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Check your email please. _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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Quote: So be it. :p
Sounds awe fully monarchish for a red. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student
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I never seen any of it as communist, but they are the only ways I can make fun of communism. So they are communist just for satirical purposes! _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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