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MSN Address:  Game_MasterXx@hotmail.com
Homepage:  http://archives.thejediacademy.net/index.php/Masta
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Padawan of:  Fullmetal D'Kana
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Jan 19 2012 09:01pm

aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!!
 - Bollocks!

YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW

Nov 28 2011 11:40am

planK
 - Jedi Council
 planK

Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.

One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed.

Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you.

Jul 07 2009 02:44am

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

You need to join us in DotA!
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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am.

Jun 17 2009 12:35pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.

Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against.

And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you.

#1000

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This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am.


Sep 10 2009 09:23pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Y & N. Though morally wrong to exclude certain people from health care, consumerism requires the circulation of taxable currency. While the absolute regulation and possible integration of healthcare in our economy is possible (eg most modern countries) we would require to fill in the gap.

Now I would support universal health care if an economically equivalent area of business would open up and allow consumerism to thrive. An example of a possible candidate would be the complete legalization of gambling as it is proven to provide an invaluable boost to the economy of certain cities (ie Las Vegas). This is from an economic perspective and I am ignoring all moral aspects of such an action.

All in all, health care is a commodity. In order to make it a public service, we must replace it with something else. This is what Marx had underestimated about capitalism. He believed it would have failed years ago, but it is an extremely adaptable economic system. Competition breeds progress, progress spawns change and change is capitalism's saving grace.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Sep 09 2009 08:18pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Open elections, Y/N?
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Sep 07 2009 09:04pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

What is this word "free" you are speaking of? More communist mumbojumbo I presume.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Aug 14 2009 05:18pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Worry? Me? I only fear that you waste too much time with your silly ideology.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Aug 09 2009 10:12pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

How goes the futile worker's revolution, my communist counterpart?
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Aug 09 2009 10:12pm.

Aug 09 2009 07:12pm

Matej
 - Student

Hahaha, yeah, that comment has been there for what, more than a year now?? And very nice to hear from you, too!

By the way, I was in Berlin recently, with school. Very nice city, wouldn't mind living there at all. Too bad we left when I was just starting to discover the interesting stuff!
(Like cool consumer shops with alternative stuff; hidden in back alleys! And a photography museum with many works of Helmut Newton, dang I was sad I missed that! Oh well.)

And I so hope I didn't miss something up and you are the guy who's German and lives there. My memory has been known to have weird things written in it. >_<

Jun 05 2009 07:08pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

Aw, thanks <3

I appreciate your generous words!
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May 26 2009 04:47pm

ZantuS
 - Student
 ZantuS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdJieF0_DsM&feature=related
I found something with your "name" on it. :D
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Happiness is the ability to say "So what?"

May 21 2009 09:19pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

<3

May 14 2009 06:14am

Fullmetal D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Fullmetal D'Kana

:P :jax: :P :jax: :mad: (:P) :mad: :jax:
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:o

This comment was edited by Fullmetal D'Kana on May 14 2009 06:14am.

Apr 25 2009 10:20pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

You're right about one thing...it will be the land of capitalist children! When we exterminate the red scourge with regulated biological warfare, we shall repopulate your land with children raised on the fundamentals of capitalism!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Apr 22 2009 04:33pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

saber games with no lightsabers?

Wouldnt be the same :/
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Apr 22 2009 12:03am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

The Land of the Future?

MORE LIKE LAND OF THE PAST! HAH!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Apr 21 2009 06:52am

[DJK]Konar
 - Student
 [DJK]Konar

Good thanks. Also busy but gradually getting by. Thanks for leaving the comment
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Poynts Darkside or whatever First to his beverage

Apr 20 2009 05:04pm

[DJK]Konar
 - Student
 [DJK]Konar

hi, how are things? just thought i'd hola a "hi" as i passed by
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Poynts Darkside or whatever First to his beverage

Apr 17 2009 10:59am

Piccolo
 - Student
 Piccolo

i have noticed your absence comrade, on what secret missions might you be now?

Apr 14 2009 12:23am

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

IF THERE WAS NO CAPITALISM THERE WOULD BE NO JEDI. :(
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Apr 13 2009 08:30pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

How goes the workers movement, my red friend? Capitalism is still a dominant force and our bureaucracies are doing stellar.

Pardon me, I must put some red tape here. Darn...I forgot to fill in the I-7 form...I have to order a C-49 form so I can request a new I-7 form. Darn I don't have a pen...I need a A-34 form so I can request the H-39 forms which will allow me to request a pen.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Apr 08 2009 02:48pm

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

life goes swimmingly, grats on knight mastuh!@
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I fite for teh usars!1

Apr 07 2009 07:51am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

I appreciate the compliment on my first article, my communist counterpart.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Apr 02 2009 06:12pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

I'm sure there is a Starbucks and McDonalds there too.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Apr 02 2009 12:26am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Dear Communist,

I have decided to become a communist much like yourself and share my wealth. I will start today at GMT-8+1!

This is, of course, an April Fools comment. HAHA! Capitalist humor knows no bounds.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Apr 01 2009 10:09pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

hmm ? I didn't congratulate you...

Well It seems like other people have waiting this moment as well... Btw, Sorry about I did miss your knight ceremony, I so wanted to be at there...

So oh;

Awesome work and well deserved, I'm just cheery to congratulate you on becoming a Knight!
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Mar 31 2009 09:21pm

3th
 - Retired
 3th

holy sh*t, they made Masta a knight?! :eek:

wow...who did you have to bribe/kill? :D

glad to see a BA mofo get knight. now they just need to promote you to trainer! (do they even have trainers anymore?) guess i should come back here more often than once every 8 months :(

you deserve many kudos my friend. my the force be with you! :alliance:
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this is the internet, be serious damn it!

Mar 30 2009 08:11pm

Fullmetal D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Fullmetal D'Kana

I require you...sexually....er I mean intellectually on msn when you get the chance.
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:o

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