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MSN Address:  Game_MasterXx@hotmail.com
Homepage:  http://archives.thejediacademy.net/index.php/Masta
Classes Enrolled:  Tag Team Duels
Basic Medium Stance Strategy (Standard Lightsaber Only)
The TFFA Experience
The Art Of Saber Throwing
Janus' Solid Staff Foundation Class
Duelling Advice
Countering
Way Of The Katan
Padawan of:  Fullmetal D'Kana
Last Comment:  Forums: Save the Date!
Comments Made:  4008

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Jan 19 2012 09:01pm

aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!!
 - Bollocks!

YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW

Nov 28 2011 11:40am

planK
 - Jedi Council
 planK

Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.

One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed.

Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you.

Jul 07 2009 02:44am

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

You need to join us in DotA!
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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am.

Jun 17 2009 12:35pm

Kainz00r
 - Jedi Knight
 Kainz00r

Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.

Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against.

And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you.

#1000

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Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta.

This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am.


Mar 30 2009 12:05am

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

Been listening to this. Good movie too. Dig it. :cool:
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Mar 27 2009 08:37pm

Sho Koon
 - Student
 Sho Koon

Congratulations!
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Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment.

Mar 27 2009 09:48am

[DJK]Konar
 - Student
 [DJK]Konar

Congrats Masta :D
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Poynts Darkside or whatever First to his beverage

Mar 27 2009 09:01am

Piccolo
 - Student
 Piccolo

Quote:
With Picc you will make a great copule of 'i am never on the server'!


so true lmao, vision and masta ftw :cool:

Mar 25 2009 05:36pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

With Picc you will make a great copule of 'i am never on the server'!

Mar 24 2009 09:02am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

There are plenty of things other knights don't seem to cover. Switching between stances in the middle of fights, parries, aiming, aggressive dueling, anti duals/staff, air to ground attacks and the list goes on.

Advance subjects would be best since we seem to have classes that cover all the basics. You could test the waters with a class that covers a general area and then begin to narrow down the topics into a couple separate classes.

When you do come up with something, I'll be glad to come. Hopefully time won't be a problem.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Mar 24 2009 02:31am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

The staff rank is a mere rouse to divert your attention, commie! There is a dark reality beyond this which will strike fear into your heart. Imagine your world toppling under the weight of your communal farming system! *rants on randomly for an hour*

And now you see, my dear communist, your race will become asexual because the capitalists wish it.

And on an off note, do you have any interesting plans for classes? I used to like going to a class here and there, but nothing really interests me now.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Mar 24 2009 02:32am.

Mar 23 2009 10:38pm

Kaldør
 - Student
 Kaldør

Good work, comrade! Viva CCCP!

Mar 23 2009 10:01pm

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

Thanks everyone!
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Find out more about the Jedi Academy Aurochs here and more about Masta here!
Married to Kain.


Mar 23 2009 06:23pm

joca_bt
 - Student
 joca_bt

congratz! the communism survives!
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- Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button

Mar 23 2009 05:29am

Xorb
 - Student
 Xorb

Congratulations!


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Cleaning out scum and villainy . . . one wretched hive at a time.



Mar 23 2009 03:39am

Xanatos
 - Student
 Xanatos

Congrats.
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Mar 22 2009 11:45pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

It appears that communism has made a strive in obtaining power. There is only one solution... it is time for the world consumers to unite! We shall choke the red out of your very soul!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Mar 22 2009 11:13pm

Setementor
 - Jedi Master
 Setementor

Congratulations, Masta. :)

Mar 22 2009 10:33pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

congrats :P

can i be your paddy? :o
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Mar 22 2009 10:13pm

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

Congrats on becoming a JAK :)
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The name is Bond. James Bond.

Mar 22 2009 09:52pm

Z�diac Grimclaw
 - Ex-Student
 Z�diac Grimclaw

congrats! :D
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Facta non verba. Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis.
Timendi causa est nescire...


Mar 22 2009 09:50pm

Piccolo
 - Student
 Piccolo

congrats comrade

Mar 22 2009 09:45pm

Laziana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Laziana

Congratulations, Masta! :)
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Proud owner of Buster Senatu's 200th & 300th, Muro's 370th, Maher's 2100th, Henkes' 1639th, Johauna's 400th, 666th and 900th, Sho Koon's 2000th and Kain Sol's 600th comment Download Laziana's lightsaber here! Glory to Arstozka!

Mar 14 2009 04:09pm

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

hello my german socialist friend, how goes realising the dream?
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I fite for teh usars!1

Mar 08 2009 07:56am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Communism is doomed to fail!

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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Mar 08 2009 07:56am.

Feb 25 2009 06:56pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

Quote:
You would be wise to stay in your long lines and wait for your stale bread, communist!


yeah fear CIA! :D

or was it CSI ?

or perhaps one of these puppies ?
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Feb 15 2009 07:43pm

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

You obviously know no love! Without the frivolous spending of hard earned currency in order to achieve a moment of emotional bliss we would be barbarians! Capitilism has done a great deed with valentines day and boosted our economy tenfold by exploiting the low self esteem of millions. You would be wise to stay in your long lines and wait for your stale bread, communist!
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

Feb 09 2009 10:13pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

Ideology is at the best, when you aren't seemingly doing it...

Look what Capitalism did... :P and that's why we have kind of programs like Survivors, Idols...etc

I'm just waiting that day, when we have the TV reality show as ''Survive or Be Dead, you weak one!"...

Well I'm not sure about it... but one thing is again sure... Capitalism is great at manipulating stuff, but so I'm and I'm living my life for Empathy... and if somebody thinks he's strong, I show that he isn't any strong than me...

- Maher Senatu

P.S Economy is a fancy subject and interesting thing to learn...
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Feb 07 2009 07:09am

Augusta_Mintaka
 - Student
 Augusta_Mintaka

Glad to hear it! I will watch how you communists do battle and use it in the upcoming holocaust we will dub the "Red Cure".

I might watch the match if I have spare time too! Although that seems unlikely, but it seems like something worth watching.
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"Deos fortioribus adesse."

This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Feb 07 2009 07:10am.

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