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"Masta"
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aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!! - Bollocks! |
YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW |
planK - Jedi Council ![]() |
Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.
One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed. Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you. |
Kainz00r - Jedi Knight ![]() |
You need to join us in DotA! _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am. |
Kainz00r - Jedi Knight ![]() |
Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.
Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against. And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you. #1000 _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am. |
Sared - Retired ![]() |
Been listening to this. Good movie too. Dig it. ![]() _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
Sho Koon - Student ![]() |
Congratulations! _______________ Proud owner of Malak's 50th and special 300th, Alex D'Kana's 3600th and 4000th, Laziana's 200th and [Jawa][Obi-Wan][SW]'s 1300th comment. |
[DJK]Konar - Student ![]() |
Congrats Masta ![]() _______________ Poynts Darkside or whatever First to his beverage |
Piccolo - Student ![]() |
Quote: With Picc you will make a great copule of 'i am never on the server'!
so true lmao, vision and masta ftw ![]() |
Wicek - Nugget |
With Picc you will make a great copule of 'i am never on the server'! |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
There are plenty of things other knights don't seem to cover. Switching between stances in the middle of fights, parries, aiming, aggressive dueling, anti duals/staff, air to ground attacks and the list goes on.
Advance subjects would be best since we seem to have classes that cover all the basics. You could test the waters with a class that covers a general area and then begin to narrow down the topics into a couple separate classes. When you do come up with something, I'll be glad to come. Hopefully time won't be a problem. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
The staff rank is a mere rouse to divert your attention, commie! There is a dark reality beyond this which will strike fear into your heart. Imagine your world toppling under the weight of your communal farming system! *rants on randomly for an hour*
And now you see, my dear communist, your race will become asexual because the capitalists wish it. And on an off note, do you have any interesting plans for classes? I used to like going to a class here and there, but nothing really interests me now. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Mar 24 2009 02:32am. |
Kaldør - Student ![]() |
Good work, comrade! Viva CCCP! |
Masta - Jedi Council ![]() |
Thanks everyone! _______________ Find out more about the Jedi Academy Aurochs here and more about Masta here! Married to Kain. |
joca_bt - Student ![]() |
congratz! the communism survives! _______________ - Son to Helen Catherine ;p - Random bash.org quote: X: you know what google earth needs? | Y: More 3D buildings? | X: ion cannon button |
Xorb - Student ![]() |
Congratulations!
_______________ Cleaning out scum and villainy . . . one wretched hive at a time. |
Xanatos - Student ![]() |
Congrats. _______________ |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
It appears that communism has made a strive in obtaining power. There is only one solution... it is time for the world consumers to unite! We shall choke the red out of your very soul! _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
Setementor - Jedi Master ![]() |
Congratulations, Masta. ![]() |
SaZ - Student ![]() |
congrats ![]() can i be your paddy? ![]() _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
Dash Starlight - Jedi Instructor ![]() |
Congrats on becoming a JAK ![]() _______________ The name is Bond. James Bond. |
Z�diac Grimclaw - Ex-Student ![]() |
congrats! ![]() _______________ Facta non verba. Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis. Timendi causa est nescire... |
Piccolo - Student ![]() |
congrats comrade |
Laziana - Jedi Instructor ![]() |
Congratulations, Masta! ![]() _______________ Proud owner of Buster Senatu's 200th & 300th, Muro's 370th, Maher's 2100th, Henkes' 1639th, Johauna's 400th, 666th and 900th, Sho Koon's 2000th and Kain Sol's 600th comment Download Laziana's lightsaber here! Glory to Arstozka! |
Rinzler - Student ![]() |
hello my german socialist friend, how goes realising the dream? _______________ I fite for teh usars!1 |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
Communism is doomed to fail!
_______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Mar 08 2009 07:56am. |
Maher - Jedi Knight ![]() |
Quote: You would be wise to stay in your long lines and wait for your stale bread, communist!
yeah fear CIA! ![]() or was it CSI ? or perhaps one of these puppies ? _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
You obviously know no love! Without the frivolous spending of hard earned currency in order to achieve a moment of emotional bliss we would be barbarians! Capitilism has done a great deed with valentines day and boosted our economy tenfold by exploiting the low self esteem of millions. You would be wise to stay in your long lines and wait for your stale bread, communist! _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
Maher - Jedi Knight ![]() |
Ideology is at the best, when you aren't seemingly doing it...
Look what Capitalism did... ![]() I'm just waiting that day, when we have the TV reality show as ''Survive or Be Dead, you weak one!"... Well I'm not sure about it... but one thing is again sure... Capitalism is great at manipulating stuff, but so I'm and I'm living my life for Empathy... and if somebody thinks he's strong, I show that he isn't any strong than me... - Maher Senatu P.S Economy is a fancy subject and interesting thing to learn... _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
Glad to hear it! I will watch how you communists do battle and use it in the upcoming holocaust we will dub the "Red Cure".
I might watch the match if I have spare time too! Although that seems unlikely, but it seems like something worth watching. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Feb 07 2009 07:10am. |
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