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"Masta"
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aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!! - Bollocks! |
YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW |
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planK - Jedi Council 
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Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.
One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed. Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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You need to join us in DotA! _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.
Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against. And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you. #1000 _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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I vote for Mastz00r's immediate ban for being too cool. kthx _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student 
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Huhu, my fellow haXiomer!  _______________ Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist |
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Flash - Student 
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Thanks a bunch man, I really appreciate it. Next time we meet up we need to duel a bit more than we did the first time. <3 for Masta! |
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student
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Greetings to you, my old friend and teacher! Missed you a lot, hope to see you around. _______________ Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist |
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Master Raw - Student 
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I wanna improve and 2 get better i need a master that is good and show me more. And yes this is Padawan Raw/Master Wicked. Corn told me this is the place 2 be hehe. thanx man. oh and hi  _______________ yum, yum... |
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Ðemiµrg° - Student 
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Last time I took the liberty of posting on your forum it caused a slight errrrr difference of opinion. Far from having learned from that experience I have returned to spill the beans on this clown going by the name of Masta. I recall the faithfull day I first spotted the said nub in a BWN server, there was no doubt in my mind this specimen was particularly nub in his sabering. I started by explaining to him there might be a better tactic than spamming blue kata twice, running until the force regen did its work and repeating the same process into infinity. Furthermore I also taught him how to switch saber styles, but once he got the hang of that, he seemed to believe that his frantic switching would be enough to scurr his opponents into /killing themselves. Much to his amazement... his tactics failed him. After undergoing an endless spam of :'( emoticons I cracked and agreed to help him to go from über nOOb to just NuB, a decision that has been haunting me until this day and more importantly will continiue to haunt me in the future. As he kept sticking to my *ss, like the glue I use to keep my personals safely tucked away in that area, it was inevitable that I got attached to him like you get attached to your favourite underpants ( I know cuz I wear the same one every day =P). Approximately six months passed. Steadily and surely he started to become evermore nub and, much to my regret, ever more civilised. In the end he even erased his NoOb!!!11 bind, making his transition complete. He, teh sensei Mastz00r, became so forthcoming to his fellows it made my bacon 'n eggs breakfast come out faster than chocolate cake goes into an obese 13 year old. Sadly, thats not all, he traded the fabled Blue Kata spam for a wh*ring combination of stylez so leet it cannot be practiced before 9 at night when all children are safely in their beds. Now for the serious part, I've enjoyed every moment I've spent with you in this game but more importantly I enjoy talking to you about things not in any way related to something as trivial as a video game even more. People think that the student is the one learing from the teacher, though that is far from the truth. For the very little I showed him I got back the tenfold in skill and satisfaction. Through all of this he earned my respect and gratitude not just because of what he became but above all for what he is. So this rant goes out to my main man Masta, Teh Sensei Mastz00r aka Master P!ng All joo JAYKAYAY Jedi & Sith, boys n (especially) girls get down on yer knees and BOW DOWN full of wonder and tremble with fear for teh leetest PWNz00r of all zeMASTA!!!11 Ðem¡µrg° aka Cornµgon. _______________ God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight
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FOR THE LAST FREAKIN TIME NUBLET, I DUN LIEK NUBNS LIEK JOORSELF, I MEAN FFS MAN, I'VE GOT PWNIN N STUFF TO DO, THOSE NUBLETS AINT GONA PWN 'EMSELVES I. AINT. GOTS. TEH. TIME. FOO EH? EH?! gEEZ MAN, YOU NEVER STOP, AND CAPS LOCK > YOUR MOTHER. EVAR 'EAR O' TIS THING CALLED PRIVACY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH I BET >=/ SO NU, NU NU NUUUU... MY TRIX R MY OWN, BAHAHHAHA. On the flipside though, your not the only newb in the world. Your a 'z00r newb just like me though, <3. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR. Edit: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by Kainz00r on May 23 2005 10:29am. |
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SS/ph00d - Student 
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Thanks masta _______________ -ShadowSith: CTF/gunner specialist. |
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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It's supposed to be dark. Edit in response to your edit: Thank you very much! As long as people enjoy it, I'll keep on doing it. - Virtue.  _______________ Academy Architect This comment was edited by Virtue on Apr 29 2005 05:23pm. |
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Jaiko D'Kana - Student 
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Haha wow thanks masta....erm i dont know what to say, im speachless. I doubt i deserve such praise, but its well recieved non the less. Thank you Take Care matey -JaikoD'Kana- _______________ The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. William James (1842 - 1910) |
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Sauce - =^.^= 
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i'll see what i can do masta and keep you posted on the progress. |
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Aron - Retired 
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thanks |
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Sauce - =^.^=
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hey dude we're currently working on getting a euro mentor to give yall the good stuff. if we can come up with a good candidate you won't ever have to worry about playing on a crappy us server! unless you want to  |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight
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I CAN BE YOUR HEROOOOOOOOOOOO BABY =D <3 _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. |
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Wicek - Nugget 
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"You cannot... well u r jedi and hell good one :d" |
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student
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Thanks for nice ESL match, man! I have definitely a lot to work on. Again, thank you for pointing it out. Looking forward to another lessons you have in store for me. MfG eSe.Johauna // #e-Sport-Energy _______________ Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist |
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Matej - Student |
IT'S NOT A KITTEN!!!! It's a Khajiit. Khajiit is a race, same as Human or somethign ... it's not a cat. If you really want to know, the Khajiit have more in common with Wood Elves than with cats.  Oh and, the Khajiit have sharp claws ^^ |
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JohnChi - Student 
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masta....jus wanted to thank you for that great time we had on that server....u brought out the best in me that nite.....and made me feel stupid when ya busted me lying... may we meet agin ..my friend!!!! |
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Refl3x - Student 
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Hey dude im not too bad how about yourself? _______________ "The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman. He has not grown since." Whachoo talkin bout Willis? Go Sox baby. |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight
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Brother in z00r! Man, JA wouldn't be the same without you. You've been such a great and understanding friend to me for months now, and my time with JA would have never been as good without you. You've always been there to have that dool, have a laugh with or just simply have a chat with. I remember way back last year when we first got to know each other, those were great times. We were always around, duelling people and having fun all the time, becoming notoriously known as Kainz00r and Mastz00r >=). And remember Virtue's hours of theory? Pfft, we endured all those hours of theory that he drilled into us in hope for that advanced class that was to never be... :p. Yeah, we had such an awesome time. And then you became the Fraglord! That took patience, 'grats ;D Those poor npcs... you hacked them well. What aimbot version was that? Hah, well anyways I guess the best way to sum up the time we've had on JA would be: vgg! rematch? ;D Thought i'd do one of my leet kain mspaint's for this one, check it out! We win teh prize ^^ http://img222.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img222&image=comment5009kd.jpg Incase that one isn't working, try http://tinypic.com/231z4j Check out the hats, instant sexehness! _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by Kainz00r on Mar 11 2005 05:16pm. |
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Refl3x - Student
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Yep, i am (the remnant of the old one at least) _______________ "The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman. He has not grown since." Whachoo talkin bout Willis? Go Sox baby. This comment was edited by Refl3x on Mar 09 2005 09:02pm. |
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student
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Masta, Again, thank you for your time yesterday. I find your insights and advices very very useful. I do hope to have more sessions with you. MfG Jo/Jana _______________ Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist |
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student 
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Yeah, was close. But, again, sorry for my poke. It's due to my nervousness and not much control over my game... sorry for that, m8  MfG eSe.Johauna //#e-Sport-energy _______________ Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist |
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†Johauna Darkrider†- Student
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huhu! GL & HF in upcoming ESL match against us, my friend. MfG eSe.Johauna // #e-Sport-Energy _______________ Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist |
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight
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Heads up, mastah! Coz liek, #500 is coming joo way soon dood! =o _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. |
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