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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got the butt of that joke there Bail  . now I'm even more confused ... somebody help me out, please. Mail it to me for all I care. I don't get it  _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Scythus Aratan - Student 
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Quote: How do you keep an idiot confused? 42. I'm afraid I'm an idiot something to do with "for tee two?" I suppose? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got the butt of that joke there Bail . _______________ Padawan to the great Jacen Aratan! <Setementor> Scythus is a genius! Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Quote: How do you keep an idiot confused? 42. I'm afraid I'm an idiot something to do with "for tee two?" I suppose? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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How do you keep an idiot confused? 42. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment  DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Lord Jaws - Student 
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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HAHAAHHAHAHAHA _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Ecks - Student 
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heh, nice one. Dunno if you guys heard this, it's really old: Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks. _______________ "To become a greater man, you must be a lesser one first." This comment was edited by Ecks on Jan 13 2005 10:29pm. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Okay I got one: So this guy with ADD walks into a WHO WANTS TO GO SKIING?! _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Broda Dagre - Student 
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Cuzza, look back at my comment...I laughed! I agree that ppl need to keep it loose. Over 100,000 people died. That sucks immeasurably. So much so that I feel guilty for even using "suck" to describe it. However, I agree that laughing, even in regards to the tsunami itself, can be a great thing. Now that that is all straightened out: YOU GUYS ARE BUMMING THIS F&*$-ING AWESOME THREAD OUT! Knock it off! _______________ Fact of the day: In New York City, rats bite about 311 people in an average year. However, 1,519 residents are bitten annually by other New Yorkers. |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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Just out of interest, cuzza was your joke the one with all the fairy liquid ? If not don't worry. On a side note, some of the funniest jokes ever are becasue they make fun of serious, terrible situations. I'm not saying its right, but open your minds, anything which spreads laughter in a time of sadness must be a good thing. No ones laughing AT the tsunami incident, we're laughing about it. Keep the humour _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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thewind - Student |
lol Marketing major, Bail? |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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CuZzA - Student 
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Quote: You,d be suprised how many people are makin jokes about it (im guessin it was the tsunami disaster - my heart goes out to those there). mine too! and i'm sorry k? wont post them things again... right back to the topic... _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student
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You,d be suprised how many people are makin jokes about it (im guessin it was the tsunami disaster - my heart goes out to those there). _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Quote: I actually agree with Flash on this one People are dying, and if you think it's wrong to joke about it, then don't joke about it... You said it yourself, that it was wrong, then give the right example and don't do it yourself ... it was a joke! i never made 'em up! there's some jokes in this thread that have offended me and alot of others...i dnt see u doin anything to them.. i'm sry, i know it's sick, and jst do u know, i've given £100 of my own pocket money to help the ppl there, so i'm not sick...the jokes may be, but not me... jst remember, i never made 'em up... I know you didn't make them up, and I wasn't accusing you of makign them up either. All I was saying is that if you think those jokes are sick, you shouldn't spread them around. That's all. Sorry if I came across wrong _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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CuZzA - Student 
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it was a joke! i never made 'em up! there's some jokes in this thread that have offended me and alot of others...i dnt see u doin anything to them.. i'm sry, i know it's sick, and jst do u know, i've given £100 of my own pocket money to help the ppl there, so i'm not sick...the jokes may be, but not me... jst remember, i never made 'em up... _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Quote: i just wanted to see other ppls reactions...jesus christ flash, dont cry  I actually agree with Flash on this one People are dying, and if you think it's wrong to joke about it, then don't joke about it... You said it yourself, that it was wrong, then give the right example and don't do it yourself ... _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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CuZzA - Student
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alright alright, deleted... _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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thewind - Student |
People are dying by hundreds of thousands there... that was not cool... |
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CuZzA - Student
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i just wanted to see other ppls reactions...jesus christ flash, dont cry _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Broda Dagre - Student
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You, cuzza, have the worst taste! How awful to joke around during such a tumultuous time. BTW, those were pretty funny. _______________ Fact of the day: In New York City, rats bite about 311 people in an average year. However, 1,519 residents are bitten annually by other New Yorkers. |
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Flash - Student 
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If you think they're sick, then just don't post them. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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OMG, they are both great w00t go TheWind _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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thewind - Student |
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes." |
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There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.' This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age. A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!" |
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