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"Masta"
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aDM1rAL sp0CK!!!!!!!! - Bollocks! |
YOU SUCK AT STARCRAFT 2 LOL COMMAND AND CONQUER FTW |
planK - Jedi Council ![]() |
Under no circumstances should any member of The Jedi Academy discuss Star Wars: The Old Republic in the presence of Masta.
One dark night, Masta was raped by Star Wars: The Old Republic. But it didn't stop there. SW:TOR proceeded to rape Masta's mother, and the family dog. Upon finishing this heinous act, SW:TOR drank some milk from Masta's fridge and left the carton on the counter. These atrocities left wounds in Masta's psyche that will never truly be healed. Please treat this issue with sensitivity and respect. Thank you. |
Kainz00r - Jedi Knight ![]() |
You need to join us in DotA! _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:45am. |
Kainz00r - Jedi Knight ![]() |
Most highly esteemed and fearless Masta, thou art truly one exceptionally accomplished individual. Unmatched is your strength, and terrifying is your intellect, that any person foolish enough to stand in your way receives only my pity (and a swift, ungratifying death of course). Indeed, it would take both the minds and might of many men to even consider challenging your pedestal of glory, and even then, the very depths of their souls would be suffocated under the pressure of trying to rival something so immense and overwhelming. No challenge too great, no obstacle impassable, you are a being whom carves his own destiny from the fruits of this world, for how can such a being be bound by the limitations of mortal men.
Never shall your days of spark-shed and glory be forgotten either – the legends of your travels will reach the eyes and ears of mortals for hundreds of years to come, long after you have ascended from this realm of existence. My matchless brother in arms, there is none other whom I would have had by my side in the thick of a battle, thundering down relentlessly upon our enemies in a maelstrom of sparks, sweat, death and cries of anguish. If I could change one single detail regarding our days on the field, it would only be that we had more opponents with whom to prove our prowess against. And it is with absolute certainty that I tell you, the Revelations of Masta shall never be forgotten, their legendary content awing the most accomplished of warriors. This is what men of legend are made of. Valhalla waits for you. #1000 _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. This comment was edited by solitude on Jul 07 2009 02:44am. |
solitude - Jedi Council ![]() |
fo' sho' m8 ))))))))))) _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge ![]() Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
That will be the last time that the barbarians take our glorious city! Under my watchful eye the citizens will never have to worry about those heathens!
I don't have a particular article in mind which would cause a problem, but it seems logical to form a few boundaries. I know that TJA sure hates it when forum topics pop up relating to the rules of the academy. It would just be nice to know what the restrictions are. Carpe diem, citizen. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Apr 18 2010 11:34pm. |
Cuthalion - Padawan ![]() |
Also, see how Amik/Consumer/Augusta or whatever she is calling herself these days, on the article front. _______________ <MaherSenatu> guh... you are just... I'll keep sure that your kind of people will never be knights... <MaherSenatu> That's my mission... Master to Kain Sol |
Cuthalion - Padawan ![]() |
I'm on it. trying to sort this yearbook at the moment as well. _______________ <MaherSenatu> guh... you are just... I'll keep sure that your kind of people will never be knights... <MaherSenatu> That's my mission... Master to Kain Sol |
Gil-Galad - Student ![]() |
Jedi Council. Hm. I see the infiltration mission is still on. Just dont be corrupted by the enormous amount of power and influence that naturally comes with holding such a lofty position within world politics. Eyes on the prize.
Got a job yet? _______________ |JAA| since 02/05/06 Green for life |
solitude - Jedi Council ![]() |
Can I convince you to play HoN with us. ![]() _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge ![]() Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment |
Maher - Jedi Knight ![]() |
Quote: In that sense, privatisation means that supply and demand are going to effect the education sector, which doesn't mean that people won't be able to study art anymore, unless they don't want to.
People's first natural needs are to get food for hungry, take to shit and pisses out to somewhere, rest on somewhere(and well sex, but theory of it, It is more complicated, still capitalism has ruined as well this perspective with money...) So fullfilling these needs in capitalism system, It means that you need to earn money... and human's nature is to really ensure that he can fill those needs... (It isn't about greed...) So the conclusion is that people goes to study science where they can earn big cash, business and law sciences... For this example, Humanity sciences becomes more expensive, because there isn't high demand for low paid sciences due to 'big cash' sciences are stealing the attention from 'low cash' sciences, which usually have something to do with humanity... they need to pay material causes with something and I can tell you something like high culture art and music, their researching and discovering, It isn't just any kind of cheap stuff... I can think just one career; philosophy, which could be quite cheap... and people who would like to study different sciences of humanity for cheer information, It isn't just worth of it, anymore... For example, Did Leonardo Da Vinci thought of money when he created Mona Lisa, no he did it just for cheer of discovering smile of the woman? and we need this kind of crazyness/brilliantness to evolve and we need to discover this kind of crazyness/brilliantness to evolve! PRKL! Money is something what makes people to become machines... ![]() Panic attack! - Maher Senatu _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
I am more than the wife of my husband, I am also his closest adviser. If Fortuna had a hand in my becoming empress then she had smiled upon the citizens of Rome and my husband, not myself.
I have no intention of forgetting the culture and traditions of my children, but change is key for the survival of Rome. Too long have we let the ideas of old men dictate how we think and angry gods control how we live. The citizens might be uneasy of this at first, but I am confident that they will accept my word. If we do not change then Rome will not last. We live in a glorious civilization, citizen, and I will not see it tumble into obscurity as time goes on. I want my children to be proud of Rome, not because of our power or military conquests, but because they were given the choice to do so. The gods will accept what my eyes see and they will not turn their back on us. If they extinguish my life then they will see another take my place with the same ideals. If my children reject my ideals then I have stabbed them in the back and failed. I will expect no less in return. If they fully accept my ideology then I will ensure the lasting life of Rome. The citizens of Rome will flourish for all eternity or until my children believe the glory of Rome should come to an end. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Apr 06 2010 06:34pm. |
Maher - Jedi Knight ![]() |
nah... I might be a bit emotional due to I'm so sick and tired of this whole thing, what's happening at here in finland...
Situation is really that bad at here in finland... Finland as small country as It is with 5 million people... They try to do everything with 'big' world style and failing at it without question... eg. merged budget thinking, taking a lot of immigrants for cheap job business, privatizing essential services... etc This causes more misery for poverty; immigrants, students, unemployees, small entrepreneurs and non regular workers... They have started to privatize our uni/academy system, which basically means only business science-spheres and natural sciences are going to survive. Social and society, art sciences, which are basically discovering the humanity, will loose this gauntlet... and then they are thinking that why we are having school shootings, oh oh, I'm taking back it, they actually like it, because now we are like USA! Everything all due to our goverment thoughts that capitalism and new liberalism is something cool and neat, which brings more freedom... It brings freedom for riches, ofcourse... We are forest people and from forest we have always lived, hunting, fishing, harvesting berries and grain. And due to we have survived under extreme circumstance, our mind has been open for new kind of techniques and technology at all categorizes.... A Root Finn has never cared about the 'big' world, he has just been trying to survive... - Maher Senatu _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber This comment was edited by Maher on Apr 06 2010 01:59pm. |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
Be very careful what words you choose, citizen, my patience wears thin.
I do not need to be a scholar to see what is put before us. The gods wish us to believe in them, worship them. To what ends, though? If the gods were so powerful then they would simply snuff out the existence of every barbaric heathen instead of watch my armies decimate them. It is not arrogance to say the gods exist because we exist. We are their purpose as they are our purpose. This is simply how it is and if we decided not to believe in such gods then they will fade in eternity. I am not using facts from the so called ancients, but merely my own ideology. In matters of gods & men, that is all that one can do. We either follow the ideas of one or make our own ideas. My children will see the gods as they wish and not the way old men wish them to. They will be free to see the world with their own eyes. If the assassins come, then they come. It is just one of the many perpetual threats which face me. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Apr 05 2010 11:29pm. |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
Hold your tongue, citizen! You are speaking to the mother of the Roman Empire! It is ironic you speak in such fashion while disrespecting the Empress of your nation. I will play your game, though. *signals guards to not slice off your head*
I view mankind as its own masters and not subjects of any sort of deity. The gods may be able to influence our lives and perhaps end our lives, but they do so with caution. They realize that we are their purpose as much as our purpose was bestowed upon us by them. You see, my dear citizen, the gods require our attention and we require theirs. Are we slaves to the sun because it gives us life or is the sun slaves to us because it has no purpose without us? The citizens of Rome, my children, will realize this spiritual contract even if it costs my own life! We depend on the gods as the gods depend on us. We are masters of our own life as the gods are masters of theirs. If the gods wish to continue their existance, then they will embrace us as kin rather than subjects under their power. If we perish, THEY PERISH. If we live, THEY LIVE. I am sure they realize this contract and every mortal must realize it also. In order for my children to thrive, they must not be bound by chains cast down by a deity. They will work with the gods and thrive for greatness under my vigil eye. This is my ideology and the ideology of all Rome. Let the gods take my life, but I will be seen as a martyr for the idea that we are free beings. More will follow and the gods, in all their wisdom, realize this. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Apr 05 2010 09:06am. |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
I have drastically changed the functions of the gods, citizen. I believe I am well within my right to do so because the gods themselves are product of mankind. Minerva was recently made goddess of blood-lust, petty squabble and tyranny. She is a very busy god at the moment.
Perhaps I shall make sacrifice to Venus, goddess of dignity, chastity and monotheism. Her temple always seems to be empty so I shall not have to deal with the crowd of plebeians. Back to your work, citizen! _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
You dare threaten the empress of Rome? Hold your tongue or the crows will pull it out!
While that is a very counterproductive way in motivating me to write an article, I do realize it has been almost a year since I did so. I'm not as ambitious as others here so the rank does not mean much to me. I would not cry over it and losing the distinction as staff is the last thing on my mind. That is not to say I don't care to write articles, no I enjoyed it. I have told myself many times that I would write a new article, but something always comes up. Whether it be school, my new job, my family or personal matters, I always seem to have something new on my mind. It is not an excuse, but just an explanation. I will make another article, though. I had planned to work on a few during my upcoming break from school next week and there has yet to be a reason for me to change my mind. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
You will address me in the proper manner befitting of Rome's mother & Empress! Fear not, as I will show you mercy. Typically I would send you to fight in the Colosseum, but it has not been built yet. Fortuna smiles upon you, citizen.
Ami is indeed Japanese in my case. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
Wicek - Nugget |
Hello. Are you up for some excellent l4d2? |
Xanatos - Student ![]() |
Eurohome! lol _______________ |
Hugo - Student ![]() |
Woooosh *flies by* ![]() |
Xanatos - Student ![]() |
Hey man. ![]() Come back. _______________ |
Piccolo - Student ![]() |
Nice speech, it really inspired me lol. I played L4D2 but not in co-op mode though. Just gave it a try on Single Player to see what it's like. It seems pretty fun to play with friends and it's not that hard to survive ... one just needs a small amount of tactic inspiration to kill them ugly zombies.
Anyway, I will buy it as soon as my brother gives me his credit card, that should Sunday! Be prepared for my arrival :drums: |
Darth Melanie - Student ![]() |
Hello Masta,
Yes, I am aware of Joker's past misconduct. I will assure you that the clan as a whole did not condone such actions and neither do I. Joker left the clan shortly after we found out and all associations were severed. Have a good day. -DM ![]() _______________ Feel the power of the dark side. |
Piccolo - Student ![]() |
haha, well how do you know i'm any good at l4d? ![]() |
Piccolo - Student ![]() |
Hey Masta, I've just remembered something! You didn't send me those demos I asked you to upload a while ago ;D Can you please look for them? I'm talking about those 2 matches of ours in the Red Tournament.
Let me know if you find them. |
Siren_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
Quote: Dibs on the Roman Empire.
Damnit! But I want the Roman Empire! - Rin _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed, and cofounder of the Wii! Triumvirate! Quote: In the words of Old Ben, "Not as retarded or as stupid as a public, but an elegant community for a more civilized age." - Jedi_Pimp
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student ![]() |
Dibs on the Roman Empire. _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
Piccolo - Student ![]() |
How's it going Masta? It's been a while since we last spoke ![]() PS: Don't ask me if I bought L4D yet please ![]() |
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